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*Feb 1-6 [[Teleport is Broken; Harald Prays for Death and Gets His Wish]]
*Feb 6-8 [[Back to Where We Started, More or Less]]
*Feb 8-9 [[Midgets and Key Gods]]
*Feb 9-10 [[Ailyll is Forgiven, Harald Starts His Own Encyclopedia]]
*Feb 10-12 [[More Heads Than We Know What to do With]]
*Feb 14 
**[[Valentine's Day Massacre (and Phoenix Auction) on the elemental plane of fire]]
**[[Hacking Evelake's House]]
**[[Getting some friends back, and taking down an old enemy]]
*Feb 15 [[Hello Bibiasifabasafu, aka Ol Cooter, and thanks Lich Pope]]
*Feb 15-16 [[Ailyll wins the best duel ever, we get some Names of God, clear Mamun with the Caliph, and raise Eryx]]
*Feb 17 [[We defeat the Demogorgon without taking a single hit. Suck it, forces of Evil!]]
* Feb 18-19 [[Against Al Mansur and Friends]]
*Feb 20 [[:Category:Following Alexander Party|Following Alexander Party]] turns the [[Fatimid Caliph|Fatimid Caliph's]] son into a real boy; [[Harald]] is made Governor of the Levant.
*Feb 21 [[Bevis|Bevis of Hampton]] beats up the [[:Category:Following Alexander Party|Following Alexander Party]]
*Feb 22 [[:Category:Following Alexander Party|Following Alexander Party]] joins forces with [[Lugurix]] and Jedderlace to take out [[Aegis]] and his lesser dragon pals.
*Feb 23-24 [[:Category:Following Alexander Party|Following Alexander Party]] goes to Abyssinia. [[:Category:The Danger Gang|Danger Gang]] takes forever to map a salt labyrinth.
*Feb 25-26 [[:Category:Following Alexander Party|Following Alexander Party]] tries to get back [[Harald|Harald's]] wife, but instead fights 28 genies, at once, and wins by the skin of their teeth.
*Feb 26-27  [[:Category:Following Alexander Party|Following Alexander Party]] retrieves [[Mamun|Mamun's ]]corpse and Miriam's non-corpse from jackass birdymen sent by the Ziz.
*Feb 28 [[:Category:Following Alexander Party|Following Alexander Party]] plots against [[Jan Seyoum]]; the [[:Category:The Danger Gang|Danger Gang]] meets the obnoxious jerk [[Shulgi]]
**[[The Danger Gang finishes hacking the Ziggurat of Ur!]]