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Arben: "Hey Eorl, tell these weirdos of yours that my band of merry drunks are off limits for fleecing, mugging, murdering and the likes. In exchange, they can go through the inn to get to your underground guildhall thing."

Eorl: "Arben, how many times to I have to tell you?  They're Thief <i>Takers</i>.  They <i>take</i> thugs and lowlives, they don't act like them. Fleecing, mugging, murdering and so forth are off limit to anyone inside Chrysopolis - that goes for your merry band of drunks as well. And there's no entrance to the underground guildhall thing through the inn... at least not that I know of.  What are you talking about?

That reminds me though -- do you have that third quarter estimated earnings chart for the inn I asked you for?  I'm about to go into a meeting with the acting fiscal director (uh... *cough* [[Abner]] *cough*) and we're going to crunch some numbers.  Well, he's going to do most of the crunching.  I'm just going to make sure he doesn't get distracted."

Arben: "I don't know Eorl, that Evaristus guy, I've got a pretty good chance of knowing he's some kind of goon. And I thought there was an entrance to the underground through the governor's mansion. How do we get down there then? There's the entrance in the illusionary woods, but I thought this was the other one. 

"And don't let Abner doing number crunching for you. He hates practical applications or math."

Eorl: "Evaristus?  He's all right.  He's just bitter about some of life's disappointments. But, uh, yeah, nobody should be rolling or murdering anybody, at least not within city limits.  The entrance you're thinking about is through the mini-dungeon underneath Beardo's church, where we useta keep the armbones of St. Maximus.  We had some skeletons carve a tunnel between that dungeon and the one under the monastery.  So that's three entrances: Beardo's church, the illusionary woods (now Oeonoe's vineyard), and under the monastery crypts. We gotta get somebody, clean that place up a little bit.

"Abner's fine with crunching numbers, as long as you don't tell him what it's for.  So far he thinks I'm just testing him."

Arben: "Alright, Eorl. Well, I'm off to the Taramul Kalalalt to bail out those douche bags. Make sure my drunks stay drunk and happy. If I don't survive, raise me from the dead."