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~258,000,000 to ~206,000,000 BC - The Age of Middle Life; Elder Gods frolic and gimble

~206,000,000 to ~67,000,000 BC - The Age of Three Parts; Cynocephalae, octopuses (aka Mnemba), Dinosaurs, and Crab-men rule the earth. Pangos is around. 

~67,000,000 BC - Octopuses destroy the second Moon. Everything dies. Octopuses go into hibernation.

~67,000,000 BC to 9,857 BC - The Age of the Pre-Adamite Kings; War in heaven occurs.

9,857 BC - Creation of Man and the world as we know it.

8,307 BC - The Flood (of Noah. The only one that covers the earth during the Age of Men.) Noah and some others survive (Fintan in Ireland, Vecna in Kandon(moved to Antarctica), Noria and some Mu elves in "the West", who else?)

?? BC - Semiramis rules. Al-Khidir(the Green Man) becomes immortal. 

?? BC - The Tower of Babel falls. 

0 AD - The Cruxifiction prevents a flood. [[Lord Evelake]] is a good guy, wandering around with Joseph of Arimethia.

~20 AD - Death of Cu Chulain. [[Lord Evelake]] cuts off his dick and turns bad.

83 AD - [[Letter from Cn. Julius Agricola to his grandson, M. Claudius Cornelius Tacitus]] written.

135 AD - [[Final Letter of Rabbi Tarphon]]. 

400 to ~490 AD - Beowulf, Uther Pendragon, Hagen, Gunther, Walter, Alphart, Sigurd, Witege, Theodoric and Hildebrand are all running around, being badass. [[Lord Valdemar]] killed by Theodoric.

493 AD - Theodoric claims his throne.

~494 AD - [[Witegeâ€™s Underwater Monument to Failure, Treachery and Resignation]] written.

499 AD to 503 AD - Two Popes, Symmachus and Laurentius.

~500 AD - The City of [[Ys]] was flooded in order to distract Arthur, and Ys sunk beneath the waves. [[Arthur]] came to Ys' aid, and while there his six-fingered wife was stolen by Tailed men and taken to America. Arthur takes an army to the New World to rescue Gwenivere. He is sucessful, but loses all but six of his men.

502 AD - Arthur visits Theodoric's court. Qabar Hadra joins Arthur's retinue.