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'''Looks similar to:''' a fat, dirty Edward James Olmos (who is already very ugly, so there's no need to add 'ugly' to that list)
 
'''Looks similar to:''' a fat, dirty Edward James Olmos (who is already very ugly, so there's no need to add 'ugly' to that list)
  
'''Best line:''' "It's too bad she won't live. But then again who does?"
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'''Best line:''' "I like food, and I’m a human. I’m not Can."
  
 
'''Best mustache:''' leaves
 
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'''Least excited when:''' drafted, threatened
 
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Latest revision as of 16:08, 19 May 2013

Name: Can a.k.a. Goddamn Uggo

Likes: companionship (preferably with nonsentients), sustenance, oxygen, pussy

Loves: pets, shoes & hats

Dislikes: people, things, places, no oxygen

Hates: certain tastes and smells

Habits (bad): hideousness, failing to grasp complex situations, inappropriate urination, extreme non-cleanliness

Habits (good): n/a

Looks similar to: a fat, dirty Edward James Olmos (who is already very ugly, so there's no need to add 'ugly' to that list)

Best line: "I like food, and I’m a human. I’m not Can."

Best mustache: leaves

Most comfortable while: drinking, pooping

Least excited when: drafted, threatened