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'''Likes:''' companionship (preferably with nonsentients), sustenance, oxygen, pussy | '''Likes:''' companionship (preferably with nonsentients), sustenance, oxygen, pussy | ||
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'''Looks similar to:''' a fat, dirty Edward James Olmos (who is already very ugly, so there's no need to add 'ugly' to that list) | '''Looks similar to:''' a fat, dirty Edward James Olmos (who is already very ugly, so there's no need to add 'ugly' to that list) | ||
| − | '''Best line:''' " | + | '''Best line:''' "I like food, and I’m a human. I’m not Can." |
'''Best mustache:''' leaves | '''Best mustache:''' leaves | ||
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'''Least excited when:''' drafted, threatened | '''Least excited when:''' drafted, threatened | ||
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Latest revision as of 16:08, 19 May 2013
Name: Can a.k.a. Goddamn Uggo
Likes: companionship (preferably with nonsentients), sustenance, oxygen, pussy
Loves: pets, shoes & hats
Dislikes: people, things, places, no oxygen
Hates: certain tastes and smells
Habits (bad): hideousness, failing to grasp complex situations, inappropriate urination, extreme non-cleanliness
Habits (good): n/a
Looks similar to: a fat, dirty Edward James Olmos (who is already very ugly, so there's no need to add 'ugly' to that list)
Best line: "I like food, and I’m a human. I’m not Can."
Best mustache: leaves
Most comfortable while: drinking, pooping
Least excited when: drafted, threatened
