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Revision as of 15:44, 20 March 2006
Name: Can a.k.a. Goddamn Uggo ==
Likes: companionship (preferably with nonsentients), sustenance, oxygen, pussy
Loves: pets, shoes & hats
Dislikes: people, things, places, no oxygen
Hates: certain tastes and smells
Habits (bad): hideousness, failing to grasp complex situations, inappropriate urination, extreme non-cleanliness
Habits (good): n/a
Looks similar to: a fat, dirty Edward James Olmos (who is already very ugly, so there's no need to add 'ugly' to that list)
Best line: "It's too bad she won't live. But then again who does?"
Best mustache: leaves
Most comfortable while: drinking, pooping
Least excited when: drafted, threatened
