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Apropos of nothing, rumor has it that you have acquired the sickle sword. Rumor also says you have forged an alliance of an unusual kind, I suppose a talking cat can be quite a persuasive ambassador. But anyway, back to the sickle sword. Where the devil did you find it? What is it doing up here? Is it, and please excuse me again if I am forward, the same as the sickle of the Golden Age? Whose blood is on it, the Old One? The daughter of Medon? The serpent? Forgive my curiosity, I am merely fascinated by certain antiquities. Remind me some day to show you the spear I have, which came from the Hindu Kush. It's quite a fascinating story! Just out of curiosity, surely you did not trade the sickle sword for any damned bird. It's a sucker's move, don't do it. Probably you should let me have a look at it. I know things that might be more valuable to you. That idiot slut of a duchess, my spies tell me, has seen of late a spear much older than mine, it might be of more use to you. I mean, a sickle, can you even hold it? But don't trade it! No flying horse made of weeds is worth that much. Perhaps I should visit? Just for a little while, to make sure it's safe. Pechenegs are duplicitous! Don't worry about the cat, I know somebody. I know you prefer dogs; I captured a strange one recently, and I'm sending him along. My gift to you. I just want to touch it. There's a woman you should meet. We all will eventually.
 
Apropos of nothing, rumor has it that you have acquired the sickle sword. Rumor also says you have forged an alliance of an unusual kind, I suppose a talking cat can be quite a persuasive ambassador. But anyway, back to the sickle sword. Where the devil did you find it? What is it doing up here? Is it, and please excuse me again if I am forward, the same as the sickle of the Golden Age? Whose blood is on it, the Old One? The daughter of Medon? The serpent? Forgive my curiosity, I am merely fascinated by certain antiquities. Remind me some day to show you the spear I have, which came from the Hindu Kush. It's quite a fascinating story! Just out of curiosity, surely you did not trade the sickle sword for any damned bird. It's a sucker's move, don't do it. Probably you should let me have a look at it. I know things that might be more valuable to you. That idiot slut of a duchess, my spies tell me, has seen of late a spear much older than mine, it might be of more use to you. I mean, a sickle, can you even hold it? But don't trade it! No flying horse made of weeds is worth that much. Perhaps I should visit? Just for a little while, to make sure it's safe. Pechenegs are duplicitous! Don't worry about the cat, I know somebody. I know you prefer dogs; I captured a strange one recently, and I'm sending him along. My gift to you. I just want to touch it. There's a woman you should meet. We all will eventually.
  
Ah, but I do ramble on. I would invite you to Polotsk, but I probably could not
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Ah, but I do ramble on. I would invite you to Polotsk, but I probably could not accomodate you. Perhaps I should come there? Let me know!
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Yours,
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Vselov
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PS. Did you get it from Igwulf? Did she have it?

Revision as of 18:44, 16 July 2006

Prince Vselov to Jarl Bolthar, greetings!

I hope this finds you in health. Please accept these gifts, which a descendant of the great Utgarloki would scarcely be in want of, but which I cannot use, and should serve as a small token of my affection.

Recently, and please do not think me creepy or forward for saying this, I dreamed a dream that the brother of the gold vomiter bought, with something dear but unseen, arms against you. I trust you will understand.

Apropos of nothing, rumor has it that you have acquired the sickle sword. Rumor also says you have forged an alliance of an unusual kind, I suppose a talking cat can be quite a persuasive ambassador. But anyway, back to the sickle sword. Where the devil did you find it? What is it doing up here? Is it, and please excuse me again if I am forward, the same as the sickle of the Golden Age? Whose blood is on it, the Old One? The daughter of Medon? The serpent? Forgive my curiosity, I am merely fascinated by certain antiquities. Remind me some day to show you the spear I have, which came from the Hindu Kush. It's quite a fascinating story! Just out of curiosity, surely you did not trade the sickle sword for any damned bird. It's a sucker's move, don't do it. Probably you should let me have a look at it. I know things that might be more valuable to you. That idiot slut of a duchess, my spies tell me, has seen of late a spear much older than mine, it might be of more use to you. I mean, a sickle, can you even hold it? But don't trade it! No flying horse made of weeds is worth that much. Perhaps I should visit? Just for a little while, to make sure it's safe. Pechenegs are duplicitous! Don't worry about the cat, I know somebody. I know you prefer dogs; I captured a strange one recently, and I'm sending him along. My gift to you. I just want to touch it. There's a woman you should meet. We all will eventually.

Ah, but I do ramble on. I would invite you to Polotsk, but I probably could not accomodate you. Perhaps I should come there? Let me know!

Yours, Vselov

PS. Did you get it from Igwulf? Did she have it?