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Revision as of 15:02, 27 January 2013
Human Male Barber 3 Age 21 NG
Max HP 16 AC 5, XP 3060
Str 12 Int 12 Wis 7 Dex 17 Con 15 Chr 10
PP 20 OL 20 F/RT 5 MS 75 HS 70 DN 15 CW 60 RL 0
Languages: Arabic, Spanish, French, English
Hello, welcome to the finest rug in all of Toledo! It may be small, threadbare, dirty, and sperad on the street, but surely a man like you, a man who possesses all virtues, immpecable taste, wisdom like Solomon and a strength like the Slayer of Men, fine clothes, a beautiful bevy of slave girls, and a nice, ok, pretty good beard knows quality like this when he sees it! What do you mean, what's wrong with your beard? Why it's fine and all, but really, for a man like yourself, a beard trimmed here, and here, with a little of this oil, finest oil from the very Garden of the Hersperides, imported at great expense and personal danger, shaped just so. Why this style was just seen on Al Mansur yesterday, sure to take the Caliphate by storm! If you don't have ten temporary marriage proposals by the sundown I'll give double your 4 silver 3 copper back! What! You insult me! That's an entirely reasonable price for such work! I wouldn't accept less than 3 silver, and that only because you are so handsome with your new beard!
