Venture into the Pyramids

On the way to the pyramids we came upon a slave revolt and helped them out, freeing Ar'kan. He made the certain-to-be-deadly mistake of joining the party after wrestling with Harald in the nude. He was, quite rightly, grossed out by Harald's repeated groin-grabs. Welcome Ar'kan!

We made our first jaunt into the Pyramids, starting with the Sphinx, and nearly released our sphincters when we were attacked by flocks of Man-Bats! Evidently, the Man-Bats had also been regularly releasing their sphincters for millenia, as the inner chambers of the sphinx were entirely covered in Man-Bat guano. Much rolling around in poo and saving throws vs. death followed.

A large foreboding bronze door can be found at the west side of the entrance chamber with an inscription over the top (partially) deciphered by world-class linguists Face and FaceII as:

     "...after 100 years they are a nuisance...1000 years...the smell can kill...end of the world...they will be impossible...little guardians of the Nile"