Talk:Xenon
From Record Of Fantasy Adventure Venture
Noah: You'd think that kid would have the rot by now.
Kerry: I checked out the intro to the show, and it is batshit crazy. Crazy like a merchandising frenzy. The mummies have their own vehicles, battle armor, and the boy has a mummy cat. The theme song is the most perfunctory nonsense since "My Mother the Car". It doesn't even try to rhyme, except maybe "night" with "life". It's like watching a car wreck in slow motion.
Chris: Yeah, it was pretty good.
