Raw Material for Stupid Puns

Hal is a jerk, and he loves puns, often in latin. However, since it is kind of cheating to use puns and not give us the latin meaning, he sprinkles clues about in texts and other places. Here's a list of words he knows we know. Use for riddles and such, and add anything you think will help.

• Os means both a kiss and a bone,
• liberi means both books and children
• obolus means both a coin and a spit
• anus means both a crone and a ring
• bridge-builders [pontifices]
• filth [pontifaeces]
• magics [artes magicus]
• hot-tongue (?) [calidolingus]
• the adventure of the seventy women and the half-a-son [de mulieribus septuaginta semifilioque]
• Ursus Maior [called here serra, i.e. the Wain]
• any river or chasm [flumen lacunamque]
• the crucial sign of the faith [an attempt to render the pun of instantia crux fide, lit. signpost of the faith, sc. a cross]
• Thus your faith [Sic fides tua]
• seven oxen [septem triones, a reference to the seven stars of the Wain]
• all invaders [pervasores omnes]
• blood from his nose [narium earum sanguine]
• nearby anvil [yncudem opportunam]
• his manhood [membrum virile]
• stone [sword?] into the stone (saxum in saxum)
• tarn[?] [grumululaco]
• damp Nerthus [?] [nerthus uda]
• third one [tertium quid]
• in the deeps [in profundis]
• Phalakra ("Bald Mountain," feminine)
• the sea (Thetis)
• nothoi [Gk: bastards]
• "our olive" is nos hostos
• nostos [Gk: homecoming]
• epi- being the prefix for "among"
• damnos meaning, in Latin, "the lost."
• "hairless altar" is ara mina
• "lake rushes" are scirpi lacus
• "the wilderness" is rus
• spear [dorapion]
• ichneumon = hunter, also the animal
• Annophontes? Slayer of years?
• plate, i.e. “pan,”
• gourd, i.e. “gos,”