Throkathon 989

Stats:

• Killed with no save: 4 (Baqr, Sunflower, Indira, and a Red Shirt).
• Killed with their life forces snuffed out instantly and irrevocably, such that they cannot be raised or resurrected: 3 (Sunflower, Indira, and a Red Shirt).
• Killed otherwise: Justinian, Walid, Mukbil, Toothy, Erliss, Anwen, Stampy, Stompy, Mustali, Saiiq
• Resting torpid in a God-like slumber: Xenon
• PC & NPC kill percentage: 25.7% (9/35)
• Most effective use of an artifact power: Starkad's bones turn to jelly before he gets even one swing.
• Throkian MVP: Throk
• Throkian LVP: The berserker who didn't go berserk
• Team Justice MVP: A tie between Ailyll, for her animal friends' help, and Saiiq, for chanting the whole time.
• Team Justice LVP: Eorl, narrowly beating out Sulfahat
• Lowest negative: Walid, at -67. (Or maybe Nimue?)
• Most damage in one shot: Nenufar, with 76 points in a backstab on Raheesh.
• Least likely to have survived: Ozone
• Best blow of the combat: Trappo, for turning the monk into a wolf
• Worst blow of the combat: Throk, for rolling a 1 on his only chance to kill Harald
• Awesomest Dispel Magic: Sit, for immediately dispelling Chaos on everyone.
• Best STD: Edward, for catching mummy crotch rot from Jamilla the beautiful while frotteuring her
• Best Idea: Turning Harald into a homicidal maniac in order to save him from Throk
• Right place at the right time award: Ailyll and Ellywl for the crazy potion explosion

Outcome: Throk is naught.