Montpar

Montpar doesn’t really care about most things; he was kidnapped by the drow (who also massacred or enslaved his extended family) when young, and subjected to freakish experiments, which is how he ended up with four arms, and that was a rather nightmarish experience. Ever since his escape, he’s pretty much done whatever comes into his head without worrying too much about consequences. If he can kill some drow along the way, bonus.

Montpar likes Clock Zoo, because he comes up with clever plans and tends to keep the peace, although he may be a bit too bossy at times. (What the hell is Clock Zoo, anyway? Is he an elf?) He likes Morning Star because she shares his happy-go-lucky philosophy. He likes Bobby because she’s pretty foxy, and he likes Konnack because the guy just cracks him up, and anyway he’s killed a lot of drow in his day (the only thing is, if Montpar had Konnack’s girdle of giant strength, he could do a heck of a lot of damage per round and it would be pretty cool; but Konnack’s not about to give it up; whatever). Montpar likes Dust because you can always count on her and she never gets on your goddammed case. He likes Asuidal Asuidal because she can turn into a snake and always looks scared. He likes Galamar because of the way his eye bugs out when he goes nuts. Xiphoid Mary can be a little scary, but her armor is cool, isn’t it? Heck, Montpar likes everybody, but everybody thinks Montpar is just okay. Whatever.