Diogenes has an epiphany

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May 16th Early Morning

To his highest honor Chung Quel and entourage.

We learned very little after a conversation with god. I wish you’d been there, as you probably would have had more learned questions to ask than we did. We know that Bill Hotta wrote a note to Ratri about the Emperor of Sorcerors. Zombres was right about the general situation—Utpala got Vzelov to get a thuggee woman to corrupted the EoS, and we know that Bill was onto it, but that is about all we know.

Right as we were finishing up, an ice demon killed me and nearly the rest of the party, but it wasn’t real, but it will be real if we don’t kill Yenigoo within the next three days. They’re working for U. A. Lao, so I would very much like to get a note to you about this. I am not sure if these notes actually get to you. I promise you that I will try my heckedest to get the rest of these guys to swing by a Taoist temple so that you know that Lao is up to this thing. I sure wish it were easier to get in touch with you, but I guess if it were you’d probably have to read a lot of nonsense that people tried to send to you, so much that you’d have to employ a whole bureaucracy to read it all and just give you summaries, HEY, I FIGURED IT OUT! OH MAN, okay, so I will just send you a note about that, if I can, but I will go back to burying notes in the ground. You don’t want all of this information. If you did, you’d have Taoist shrines all over the place!

Your pal,

Diogenes