Inscription on the Monument of Kabar Hadra in Lebanaon
From Record Of Fantasy Adventure Venture
Transcribed by Norwit during his trip to Lebanon.
[Written in Greek]
It has long been my fortune to study not only the art of swordplay but also letters and lore, to the extent that the Romans have given me the name of Palamedes. Much have I learned, and not all of it auspicious. And now it is said by pilgrims that a king of the north has come south even to Rome, whose understanding of things is much in line with my own. Since I have met with naught but ridicule in my own land, I leave to consult or join with him, either there or in his island home. Because I may never return, I leave, briefly, the following conclusions I have drawn from my researches: That there exists a cruel and vile people in some remote corner of the earth, That they in ancient times raided Egypt, Anatolia, and Crete, before returning undefeated and unbowed to their obscure or distant home; That they are marked from other men by the presence of tails like monkeys', a symbol of their subhuman nature; That they are nevertheless crafty and remorseless in war, That they have resolved to return to effect the utter annihilation not only of the Roman Empire, whose passing I would scarcely mom but also all of all humanity, Roman and Arab and Persian and Abyssinian alike. This King Bear has voyaged to a land far to the west, beyond the so-called Pillars of Hercules, over the River Ocean, near those distant shores to which elves go when they hear the call. There, he claims, he has fought against this race, and had the worse of it. The patriarch of Rome has called him mad, but his beliefs so align with mine that I cannot let him go unheeded. Therefore, let me take up arms and entrust my soul to the gods. For the sake of humanity, let us succeed. Qabar Hadra