Qingu Tournament

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Typhon, Tiamat, or whatever you want to call her is lonely and tired of those internet dating sites and Miss Lonely Hearts advice columns. She wants a man, a man between 4'8 and 8'10, a man who is able and willing to kill all comers and accept the Tablets of Destiny. No undead, robots, or aliens need apply.

The Final (at least) will be held on 3/21, 989 at Kiru Miyam, where Aquat (Pron: Ah-kwat) died, near the mouth of the Orontes River in the Levant.

Known Invitees:

  • Cairoun, Tunisia Meet and Greet
    • Aleph (allegedly not going, will attend Dr. Lau's Tournament)
    • Daniel (not going, would rather kill Kodmelos)
    • Hippolyta
    • Jon Cresentious (not going)
    • Lugurix & Jedderlace (both going, both idiots)
    • Phantom Blot (going) - Brotherhood of purity is on the case!
    • Ogrid (not going, will fight for Following Alexander Party at Liao tournament)
    • Harald (not going)
    • Natongo (not going, would rather kill Kodmelos)
    • JC (not going) He was mistaken for Jean Claude, King of Paris. Who is that, I wonder?
  • Lake Vanern, Sweden Meet and Greet
    • Starkad (not going)
    • Fake Evelake a.k.a. Victorious Evelake V a.k.a. V. (not going and potentially in hot water with the real Evelake[1])
    • Jomsvikings (not going -- lured away to Dr. Lau's Tournament by a challenge to duel Arben)
    • Prince Vselov - Arkaminy is on the case!
    • Snorri Thorgrimson
    • Somerled of Gotland- Claims to be Prince of Jerusalem


  • Merv, Persia Meet and Greet
    • Throk (not going)
    • Attigat (going)
    • Walid (not going, would rather kill Throk)
    • Curias (not going)
    • Bevis of Hampton (going, although Ms. Bevis probably won't like it...)
    • King Yvantur of Caucasian Albania (He was trapped in stone in a time warp or something, and freed by dwarves)


[1] Who are we kidding? They'll probably end up dating.

Invitees who didn't bother to respond

  • Gunnar Hamundarson (talked out of it by his lawyer friend)
  • Fazel bin Salih (too cool for school, will tentatively be hosting Dr. Lau's rival tournament)
  • Jan Seyoum, Pretender to the Throne of Harald