Saint Simon

Arben's weasel familiar, named for the fictitious saint Arben used to tell everyone about when he claimed to be a priest. The fictitious Saint's great works include, but are not limited to:

• Chasing all the monkeys out of Denmark.
• Converting all the monkeys in Denmark to Christianity after beating the head monkey in a fight.
• Wrestling a shark for Jesus.
• Flying around the world faster than the speed of light to go back in time and save his girlfriend from being crushed in an Earthquake spell.