Talk:Letter from Prince Vselov to Jarl Bolthar

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tcm:

    That idiot slut of a duchess, my spies tell me, has seen of
    late a spear much older than mine, it might be of more use to you.

he's talking about the Duchess Anna Ivanovna (who's not an idiot slut), and the spear in question is Gunther's Spear. how's that for proof that this is *THE* spear. if Kerry still thinks *THE* spear is the Spear of Destiny, i remind him that Gunther's Spear was found on a dead Roman centurion, one very much like the one that stabbed the Christ on His side. although, Scotland and the Holy Land are quite far from each other. but hey, 1000 years is a lot of time for a spear to travel.

also, this alliance he speaks about is most likely with the Kahn of Petineg, whom the Byzantine Envoys were warned about at Prince Vladimir's roundtable summit.

tcm: i take it back. the alliance is with the Tailed People because Prince Vselov is an idiot slut.

tcm: i take it back again. Jarl Bolthar's alliance is probably with the Kahn of Petineg who has a talking cat as an advisor. Prince Vselov's alliance is with the Tailed People because he is an idiot slut.

"the brother of the gold vomiter" is King Orm (the gold vomiter is supposedly his sister, the princess). i don't know where Jarl Bolthar resides, but i'm sure King Orm does.