Hlotius
From Record Of Fantasy Adventure Venture
Perhaps the most rakishly dressed of the Nicomedean Dandy Party.
Has a penchant for swinging into battle.
Died fighting Phillip IV.
Quotes
"Hi, I'm Hlotius...well somebody had to be!"
"You mean Chrysopolis had a beauty contest...and there was a winner?" (there wasn't)
"I was swinging through the Haunted Mansion and I heard something go bump in the night; it was my sacroiliac!"