Letter from A Son of Proteus to his Brethren in Egypt
From Record Of Fantasy Adventure Venture
Penned by the doppelganger that led the failed coup in Chrysopolis. Written in Egyptian hieroglyphics.
Brothers! Too long have we lived in fear because we know not whether the pharaoh possesseth the eye of Ra, or the Greek nail, or the shenanigans of Allah; let us now follow the example of the Jews. Here, where the trail went cold, there lieth a pleasant land filled to bursting with human brains. Might it be promised? Directions: Follow thou the river down. Once out upon the father, travel around the horn of the Hittites. When the skin of the father narrows to a shout's range, turn right, and there thou wilt see a crudely filled in harbor. Thou wilt know me, of course; I will be the one surrounded by smug humans who do wish to be assassinated. Bonus: The traitor (his name is spelled in hieroglyphics here; three glyphs: a long tailed bird? A crown? A scepter?) whom I, for one, was seeking before my stroke of luck, is said to be nigh. Let us divide him.
The message is signed, again in hieroglyphics, this time with four glyphs: A tortoise? A ship? A mountain? A feather or a leaf?