Living Wall
A twenty foot tall by forty foot wide wall infused with Necromantic magic. It wails in supplication to the god Kodmelos. It moves pretty slowly, but we all get the feeling that it could severely fuck us up. It was found in a basement in a building in the Forbidden Valley of Samothrace.
It turns out it was created by the Greek hero Dardanus to imprison Kodmelos after Kodmelos ate his twin brother. Later generations are believed to have confused the wall for the prisoner. This happened some time shortly after the great flood.
It has the ability to absorb those that touch it. It has a bunch of arms of people it sucked up before and uses their weapons and magic spells. No one sure if it can rememorize yet; everyone is hoping no.
It can rememorize.
Also, when a living wall casts shield, the shield covers, like, the whole 20 x 20 of it.
Man, magic is such B.S.