Saint Simon

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Arben's weasel familiar, named for the fictitious saint Arben used to tell everyone about when he claimed to be a priest. The fictitious Saint's great works include, but are not limited to:

  • Chasing all the monkeys out of Denmark.
  • Converting all the monkeys in Denmark to Christianity after beating the head monkey in a fight.
  • Wrestling a shark for Jesus.
  • Flying around the world faster than the speed of light to go back in time and save his girlfriend from being crushed in an Earthquake spell.