Talk:The Danger Gang Rows Back To Athos

Noah: Yeah, probably a trident of fish command that also gives you free action if you're a pirate. Cuz, hey, free action.

Kerry: What kind of a fool is disappointed to learn that there is a trident of fish command out there, possibly for the taking?!? Those things are awesome. Listen, they let you command fish. Plus the existence of that weapon is why there are no weapon proficiencies in the our game.

Chris: He just thought it might be some kind of thing that assures you can't be defeated, like a waterborn winged victory, or something. I thought most proficiencies weren't allowed because of the ridiculous advantages of blind fighting.

Hal: We don't have non-weapon proficiencies because they're lame. We don't have weapon proficiencies because Kerry complained for three weeks without taking a breath that weapon proficiencies do not make sense and we should jettison them. Then he waited three years and began to complain that we should have weapon proficiencies and whatever happened to them? I am not making this up.

Also, weapon proficiencies are pretty lame.