The Emissaries From Upper Dwarfistan Arrive

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Once they get close to the city of Bhijimin, the Danger Gang quaff the Change Self potions from, changing into the emissaries from the great, fictional nation of Upper Dwarfistan. They are now known as Wino, Keg Stand, Bisquick, Donkey Face, T-Bone, and Mr. Cool. They serve the great king Gold-Diggy Money-Money. After bluffing their way past a couple of different guards they finally arrange a meeting with Hormle Dirtdigger. After seeing all the gold we brought, and after dropping some hints that they might have some other treasures for the king, Dirtdigger says he might be able to arrange a meeting. He offers to put them up in a local inn. Mr. Cool explains they need a room with no windows, for they will be in prayer and this how they do things in Upper Dwarfistan and don't ask questions.