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| − | [["Father" Simon|Arben's]] weasel familiar, named for the | + | [["Father" Simon|Arben's]] weasel [[:Category:Familiar|familiar]], named for the fictitious [["Father" Simon|saint Arben]] used to tell everyone about when he claimed to be a [[:Category:Priest|priest]]. The fictitious Saint's great works include, but are not limited to: |
* Chasing all the monkeys out of Denmark. | * Chasing all the monkeys out of Denmark. | ||
| − | * Converting all the monkeys in Denmark to Christianity after beating the head monkey in a fight. | + | * Converting all the monkeys in Denmark to [[Christianity]] after beating the head monkey in a fight. |
* Wrestling a shark for Jesus. | * Wrestling a shark for Jesus. | ||
* Flying around the world faster than the speed of light to go back in time and save his girlfriend from being crushed in an Earthquake spell. | * Flying around the world faster than the speed of light to go back in time and save his girlfriend from being crushed in an Earthquake spell. | ||
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Latest revision as of 08:03, 21 June 2013
Arben's weasel familiar, named for the fictitious saint Arben used to tell everyone about when he claimed to be a priest. The fictitious Saint's great works include, but are not limited to:
- Chasing all the monkeys out of Denmark.
- Converting all the monkeys in Denmark to Christianity after beating the head monkey in a fight.
- Wrestling a shark for Jesus.
- Flying around the world faster than the speed of light to go back in time and save his girlfriend from being crushed in an Earthquake spell.
