Difference between revisions of "Saint Simon"
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* Converting all the monkeys in Denmark to Christianity after beating the head monkey in a fight. | * Converting all the monkeys in Denmark to Christianity after beating the head monkey in a fight. | ||
* Wrestling a shark for Jesus. | * Wrestling a shark for Jesus. | ||
| + | * Flying around the world faster than the speed of light to go back in time and save his girlfriend from being crushed in an Earthquake spell. | ||
Revision as of 18:28, 22 October 2006
Arben's weasel familiar, named for the fictious saint Arben used to tell everyone about when he claimed to be a priest. The fictitious Saint's great works include, but are not limited to:
- Chasing all the monkeys out of Denmark.
- Converting all the monkeys in Denmark to Christianity after beating the head monkey in a fight.
- Wrestling a shark for Jesus.
- Flying around the world faster than the speed of light to go back in time and save his girlfriend from being crushed in an Earthquake spell.
