Saint Simon
From Record Of Fantasy Adventure Venture
Arben's weasel familiar, named for the fictious saint Arben used to tell everyone about when he claimed to be a priest. The fictitious Saint's great works include, but are not limited to:
- Chasing all the monkeys out of Denmark.
- Converting all the monkeys in Denmark to Christianity after beating the head monkey in a fight.
- Wrestling a shark for Jesus.
