Talk:Everybody (who's a monster in Samothrace) Must Get Stoned

Marty (reciting):

  I give you now Professor Twist
  The conscientious scientist
  Trustees exclaimed, “he never bungles!” 
  and sent him off to distant jungles
  Camped on a tropic riverside
  One day he missed his loving bride
  She had, the guide informed him later
  Been eaten by an alligator
  Professor Twist could not but smile
  “You mean,” he said, “a crocodile.”